Got a call about some gang related graffiti going down on a private residence down an alley. When we rolled up, our little black Picasso took off running. Thankfully, his artistry skills and running abilities are both not very good. Once the situation was under control, we let that black mother fucker use the only tool he has that matters - his big black cock. Whatever artistry skills homie lacks with a paint brush, he has them in spades when it comes to pleasing white booty. Officer Green can’t wait to arrest this piece of shit again.