January 7, 2012
- Fact: 1 in 8 girls serving you drinks and noms will at some point suck cock for money, in one form or another. Okay I made that up but it sure seems like it. Mikela is yet another waitress who plays with the idea of trading tips for tricks. I actually wish one of these girls would say no to me one of these days, just so my faith in Womankind can be restored. As it stands though, just the promise of money and fame is all it takes for a girl to take it up the ass from a stranger. I shove a bottle of lube in Mikela's pussy at the same time, just to see if she walks out on me. She doesn't. Used to be where I had to smooth-talk my way to a blowjob. Now I say "...$1000 - $5000 per day" and asses get fucked and faces covered with cum without questioning. Lesson: if your girl says anal hurts too much, tell her you'll buy her some Manolo Blahnik shoes. Bring lube.