Word of advice – never argue with a Russian. The other day I had rung up my usual agency and asked for them to send a nice girl round to my hotel room. The regular girls must have been on holiday because this Russian turned up. I wasn’t very happy about that, preferring local girls as I do. So naturally, I said so and this mad Russian cow virtually jumps on me and starts to slap the shit out of my poor cock and balls. I started to change my view of Russian girls when she slipped off her dress revealing sexy lingerie. Then she went to work again on my equipment. Ouch-ski!!! My cock still hurts just thinking about it.