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uk man December 2, 2010
- I was on the phone to my friends at "Theme Girls", you know the escort agency that sends over girls dressed in different themes from films and so on, like "Tin Man" or "Cleopatra" except they never have the girls I want. Anyway this week they sent over "Trinity Van Helsing" from Munster in Germany (Supposedly), personally I think she was from Southend. Anyway, she turned up in a sexy fraulein costume, complete with knee high socks. I had my suspicions about her nationality, when she greeted me with, "Gott in himmel, donner und Blitzen die Englischer pig-dog!!" Now I don't speak a word of German, but I'm sure I read this line in a comic called "The Eagle" when I was a boy, where a bunch of our Tommies met a bloodfirsty platoon of the Bosch. My worst fears were confirmed when she raised ...
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bob November 18, 2012