This sucks. Can't understand what they are talking about. They should have stuck the dildos as far up their pussies and walked around the shop.
Learn French and you'll understand it, but rest assured that they don't know how to resolve the crisis... ;-)
Honestly, this is porn. Who cares what they're talking about? I want to see them kiss, I want to see them fuck. And I'd like to join in.
Would you loke also to sniff their sweaty boots? I would!